- Two ex-husbands and the many, many men who came after.
- Those wild, crazy nights and trips to clubs with no pants.
- Holding little Jayden James hostage with Sam Lutfi as a SWAT team broke down the bathroom door and took her away on a gurney.
Whether these items will be in it, we can't say. But Britney Spears is said to be close to signing a multi-million publishing deal to give a no-holds-barred account of her wild, crazy career and personal life, according to the UK's Mirror.
Britney Spears, 27, has supposedly been signed by an agent and will "put the pen to paper" following her sell-out world tour, which kicks off March 3. She was supposedly writing a tell-all book back in 2007, but who's counting.
"There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney Spears, but she's never agreed to pen her own - until now," says a source.
"And some of the stories she's got are going to be absolute dynamite. She's kept diaries so there's nothing she'll leave out unless she wants to."
"If the deal goes ahead she will write between 3-5 books throughout the next decade - it's one of the most lucrative book deals in showbiz history.
"Britney Spears will talk frankly about growing up, rising to worldwide fame and how it nearly all went off the rails. It'll be a gripping read."
Gripping, eh? Wonder if that means she will talk about how J.R. Rotem gripped her whilst going to town wheelbarrow style. That's a tough position.