Welcome, celebrity news readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's funny Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring the bootylicious Kim Kardashian ...

It was a record week with 30 captions sent in, but we chose fatty boom boom as the winner. Nice work! The winning caption appears beneath the picture. To read the full list of submissions, scroll down. Good luck again this week!

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Hulk Hogan won't let Linda Hogan pin him down in the couple's divorce case.

The iconic former wrestler is Hulking up in his attempt to avoid giving his ex-wife half his assets, as he's filed a counter-petition to Linda's divorce suit, stating that she's able to support herself.

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As if the trauma of learning that The Hills was largely scripted was not demoralizing enough. Now, The New York Post is reporting that Tila Tequila is - brace yourself! - only pretending to be bisexual for her MTV reality show.

A source said the star of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila has had a boyfriend for over a year and refuses to break up with him.

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We've heard from Brad Womack earlier. Now it's time to hear what DeAnna Pappas - one of the two women he spurned on The Bachelor - has to say.

Our friends at BuddyTV sat down with DeAnna Pappas for an exclusive. She dishes some pretty good dirt on Brad Womack, fellow rejected finalist Jenni Croft, and the rest of the girls on the show. Here are some excerpts ...

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Contrary to previous reports, Blake Lewis does not have a girlfriend.

But when the beat boxing American Idol finalist does eventually settle down, he told MSNBC that he wouldn't mind if it were with an older woman. They've been pursuing him since the show ended, after all.

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As you know, the drama earlier this week set off a Hollywood gossip firestorm. In Touch Magazine ran an exclusive about a pregnant Britney Spears, citing a direct quote from the alleged baby daddy, music producer J.R. Rotem.

Later that same day, Britney Spears' friend, Sam Lutfi, sent a text message to Ryan Seacrest saying the JR Rotem pregnancy rumor is fake.

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In the dramatic, now-infamous final rose ceremony on the November 19 season finale of The Bachelor, Texas bar owner Brad Womack made reality TV history when he said goodbye to both the show's finalists.

Both real estate agent DeAnna Pappas and Phoenix Suns dancer Jenni Croft were stunned - along with millions of The Bachelor viewers at home.

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Usually, the only shots fired at L.A. hot spot Les Deux are the verbal barbs traded by Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad. Not last night.

The swanky lounge best known for catfights and parking lot brawls involving rich, hot and usually drunk girls gained far greater notoriety last night when two men were seriously injured after being shot - inside the club.

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