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Welcome, celebrity news readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's funny Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring the bootylicious Kim Kardashian ...

It was a record week with 30 captions sent in, but we chose fatty boom boom as the winner. Nice work! The winning caption appears beneath the picture. To read the full list of submissions, scroll down. Good luck again this week!

Kim for Glamour

"The gravitational pull on my ass is too strong ... its taking me down!" 

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Hulk Hogan won't let Linda Hogan pin him down in the couple's divorce case.

The iconic former wrestler is Hulking up in his attempt to avoid giving his ex-wife half his assets, as he's filed a counter-petition to Linda's divorce suit, stating that she's able to support herself.

Hulk Hogan, Jennifer McDaniel Pic

Linda Bollea is seeking an unspecified amount of alimony and child support, in addition to custody of their son car-crashing son, Nick. She would allow "liberal visitation" with his father.

However, Hogan claims Linda is capable of supporting herself, while also believing their son is old enough to decide with whom to live.

"It would be in the best interest for the parties to have shared parental responsibility," read Hogan's filing.

This is all well and good, but it doesn't answer the pressing question: Which parent will help Brooke Hogan dress herself in the morning? The untalented singer needs endless wardrobe assistance.

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Kellie Pickler has fake boobs.

There's really no question about this.

Total Rock Star

But was the American Idol finalist faking her apparent stupidity on a recent celebrity edition of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

Or, well, did she really think Europe was a country? Decide for yourself:

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As if the trauma of learning that The Hills was largely scripted was not demoralizing enough. Now, The New York Post is reporting that Tila Tequila is - brace yourself! - only pretending to be bisexual for her MTV reality show.

A source said the star of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila has had a boyfriend for over a year and refuses to break up with him.

"Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she's not really bi. She's made out with some girls in her past, as all girls [especially those named Katie Rees] have, but she is not bi at all," the insider claimed.

"This is a massive scam... That's why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won't dump him."

Tila Tequila Nude Pic

Tila Tequila isn't really bisexual. Brad Womack didn't choose Jenni Croft or Deanna Pappas. It's almost as if all reality TV dating shows aren't legitimate ways to find love.

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We've heard from Brad Womack earlier. Now it's time to hear what DeAnna Pappas - one of the two women he spurned on The Bachelor - has to say.

Our friends at BuddyTV sat down with DeAnna Pappas for an exclusive. She dishes some pretty good dirt on Brad Womack, fellow rejected finalist Jenni Croft, and the rest of the girls on the show. Here are some excerpts ...

Question: Did you watch the finale? Or did you decide to skip it?

DeAnna Pappas: It was kind of hard for me to watch, but I watched it.

Question: Did you have any sympathetic feelings toward Jenni Croft?

DeAnna Pappas: Of course. Jenni is a great person. She has a big heart. And to see her standing there smiling, I mean, I don't feel like she had any clue that he wasn't going to pick her, and my heart just went out to her.

Brad Womack, DeAnna Pappas

DeAnna Pappas and Brad Womack: Almost meant to be.

Question: They mentioned very briefly on that after the final rose special, that your dad was flown out for the engagement. What happened?

DeAnna Pappas: When I came back to my apartment the day after the final rose, my dad was there. He was just as confused as I was because he had no idea. He just knew that I didn't get chosen after he was already there.

Question: Now how long into the process did you really start to think that things could be serious with Brad Womack?

DeAnna Pappas: I knew from the first moment that I sat down and talked to Brad that I had a very strong connection with him. I truly felt like I was meant to be with this person. But it wasn't until he went to my hometown and Brad got to meet my family, that I realized I was actually falling in love with this person.

Question: Have you guys had any contact since?

DeAnna Pappas: I have had contact with Brad. Yes.

Question: There's a lot of rumors going around as to why he pick either of you. Do you, at this point, have any idea as to why he opted out?

DeAnna Pappas: I do have an idea, and I don't believe any of the rumors. I don't listen to them because I know that Brad is a very genuine person. He is a great person and one of the most amazing men that I've ever met. I truly believe that in this experience he got completely confused. He didn't know what was real and what wasn't real, and I'm not sure that he even knows today.

Follow the link to continue reading BuddyTV's interview with DeAnna ...

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Contrary to previous reports, Blake Lewis does not have a girlfriend.

But when the beat boxing American Idol finalist does eventually settle down, he told MSNBC that he wouldn't mind if it were with an older woman. They've been pursuing him since the show ended, after all.

"I got a little bit of that, some cougars definitely... I love older women so it was fantastic," he said.

Heather Mills' ears just perked up. Gold-digging opportunity!

Lewis went on to talk randomly about pairs of underwear that were thrown at him on stage during the American Idols Live tour this summer.

"I finally got my first pair of panties and they were huge gigantic grandma panties," he said. "It was awesome. I don't know where they ended up. I think we threw them around on the tour bus that night."

Meanwhile, the singer's favorite song on his debut album - Audio Day Dream, in stores December 4 - talks about a previous relationship with an unnamed woman:

"The ballad How Many Words... It's about the last relationship I was in. If you've ever had trouble being in a relationship, then getting out of it and getting back into it, you can relate. Man, I couldn't stop. I went back like 10 times."

We can relate, Blake. So can Alex Vaggo and Paris Hilton.

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As you know, the drama earlier this week set off a Hollywood gossip firestorm. In Touch Magazine ran an exclusive about a pregnant Britney Spears, citing a direct quote from the alleged baby daddy, music producer J.R. Rotem.

Later that same day, Britney Spears' friend, Sam Lutfi, sent a text message to Ryan Seacrest saying the JR Rotem pregnancy rumor is fake.

Cold Day in September

Everyone knows celebrity news outlets take major creative liberties in the spread of gossip, but this incident went beyond that - what made In Touch boldly proclaim this was fact - only to have Spears' camp instantly say the story is bogus?

Well, the embattled magazine says it has "proof" - the irrefutable, unquestionable, visual kind of proof - that J.R. Rotem confirmed to them that he got Britney Spears pregnant, for real, and that wasn't sure about her plans for the kid...

The supposed proof: These text messages allegedly sent by J.R. Rotem.

The magazine has released pictures of a Blackberry with text messages from one J.R. Rotem, responding "It's true" (left) to the following statement from an In Touch staffer: "They are saying Britney's pregnant and you're the father."

Then, when asked if Britney Spears plans on keeping the baby, JR Rotem says, "No clue on what she will do. She is unpredicatable [sic]."

Of course, In Touch doesn't mention the fact that anyone can use any name for any telephone number as text messages are sent back and forth. But that's neither here nor there. Right now, we believe one person alone: Sam Lutfi.

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They used to battle it out at the top of the pop charts. Now Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are singing a different - nude and pregnant - duel!

In the fall of 2006, a naked Britney Spears, pregnant with little Jayden James, posed for some ... well, interesting photos for Harper's Bizarre. Er, Bazaar.

Then, earlier this week, we were treated to hot photos of a knocked up Christina Aguilera nude, turning Marie Claire into Marie Bare. Okay, sorry for the bad puns.

Anyway, here's a Hollywood Gossip photo finish of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, naked, preggers and ready to explode. Which pic is the hottest?

Britney Spears: Harper's Bazaar Style

Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera: Nude. Pregnant. Hot. We think.

Not to be left out in the cold (which would be quite chilly, wearing nothing), a pair of far less famous, but equally naked and pregnant stars, deserve to be included in this photo finish. Follow the jump for some sort of sexy pictures of both a nude Lisa Rinna and Katie Price - with child and without clothing ...

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In the dramatic, now-infamous final rose ceremony on the November 19 season finale of The Bachelor, Texas bar owner Brad Womack made reality TV history when he said goodbye to both the show's finalists.

Both real estate agent DeAnna Pappas and Phoenix Suns dancer Jenni Croft were stunned - along with millions of The Bachelor viewers at home.

Brad Womack gave some vague explanations in a special after-show, but now, he is telling Us Weekly the real reason he let both lovely ladies go.

"DeAnna and I had something that's pretty special. But I did not see this crazy love that would turn into a lifetime," says Brad Womack, who is still single.

"I'm still looking for the same things that I said all along â€" a best friend, a life-long partner and someone to fall madly in love with."

Brad Womack: The Bachelor

Brad Womack says honesty was his policy with Jenni Croft and DeAnna Pappas.

"I just didn't want to lead anybody on," the hunk maintains. "I was very honest with both of the ladies about that."

Brad Womack went on to talk about what he thinks about his still-single status - and respond to swirling rumors that he is actually gay.

He had no comment on the speculation that he was most smitten with a third contestant, Bettina Bell, but was turned off by a bad hometown visit.

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Usually, the only shots fired at L.A. hot spot Les Deux are the verbal barbs traded by Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad. Not last night.

The swanky lounge best known for catfights and parking lot brawls involving rich, hot and usually drunk girls gained far greater notoriety last night when two men were seriously injured after being shot - inside the club.

Two individuals were shot - one in the leg, and the other twice, both shots hitting him in the gut. The assailant then ran into the Les Deux parking lot and attempted to shoot a third man, who was not wounded, authorities report.

Last night, Les Deux was the site of serious drama - a pair of shootings.

The LAPD issued a statement saying that both shooting victims were taken to the hospital for surgery and are recovering. No arrests have been made.

Man, and we thought Britney Spears giving Tony Romo a lap dance at Les Deux a month ago was scandalous news. That place is totally off the chain ... and probably should consider investing in some metal detectors at some point.

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