Chelsy Davy

In case you've spent the past week on Mars, living in a cave with really crappy wi-fi, allow us to bring you up to speed on recent events on this planet:

Prince Harry married Meghan Markle at Windsor Castle, and ... well, that's just about it for good news, so why don't we just leave it there?

Before the Duchess of Cambridge, the (albeit unofficial) royal trio consisted of Prince Harry, Prince William and Chelsy Davy.

Prince Harry’s Bachelor days are over ... according to Kate Middleton, who's screened all of his potential wives and deemed this one the best:

Last week, we reported that Price Harry and Chelsy Davy are back together.

Though it was rumored that Prince Harry was engaged to Cressida Bonas, it appears that any romantic involvement with Cressida was untrue or over.

But the redheaded royal isn’t single!  According to a new report, Prince Harry has a rekindled his relationship with his ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy!!

Pippa Middleton stepped out in her sexiest look yet Saturday, stunning onlookers in a red satin "Begonia" dress with a plunging neckline from the Temperley London fall line, accessorized with gold heels and a matching clutch.

The sister of Kate Middleton, who was seen at the designer's London Fashion Week show two weeks ago, was escorted by boyfriend Alex Loudon.

The love life of Prince Harry seems to be in flux these days.

Last month, William's younger brother reportedly said that he's 100 percent single. It was a quote that seemingly left little room for interpretation.

With Prince William and Kate's honeymoon officially underway, there's already talk of another royal wedding back in the UK. By one tabloid, at least.

Despite reports just last week that they will never get married, Life & Style seems to think Will's brother could be popping the question before long.

Chelsy Davy may have been back on Prince Harry's arm for the Royal Wedding April 29, but there are no nuptials on the horizon for the two.

The Zimbabwean-born Davy returned to the UK for the wedding and is said to be giving her on-off relationship with Harry another chance.

If you're the best man at a wedding, your responsibilities include throwing a kick ass bachelor party, not losing the rings, making sure the groom actually shows up and being the biggest party animal at the reception afterward.

Prince Harry did all of the above for now-married brother William.

For one night, at least, Prince Harry managed to wrestle the romantic spotlight away from his brother.

With Great Britain counting down the days until Prince William's April 29 wedding to Kate Middleton, Harry has made headlines over the weekend for appearing at a private London club with ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy.

Robert Pattinson might portray him in an upcoming movie.

But, for now, Prince Harry's life is more interesting than anything on the big screen.

Following recent rumors that Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning to marry (sometime before 2012) come reports that Prince Harry is preparing to reunite with longtime girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, with whom he broke up early this year.

Wouldn't that be something?

Sorry, Chelsy Davy and Prince Harry fans. This relationship truly is over.

What went wrong with the Royal couple? Sources close to the prince told People Magazine that time and distance pulled the 24-year-old hunk apart from his Zimbabwean-born beauty.

So much for Queen Chelsy Davy.

Great Britain's Prince Harry has ended his relationship with the Zimbabwe-born Davy.

Chelsy Davy is dating Prince Harry.

Kate Middleton? She's Prince William's main squeeze.

According to British tabloid reports, Chelsy Davy is on the verge of dumping Prince Harry.

The reason? Davy is fed up with the prince spending so much of his time out partying with his army friend, as opposed to spending quality time with her.

If there were doubts about the status of Prince Harry's on-again, off-again relationship with Cheslsy Davy, this should erase them for good.

The 22-year-old student - who split with her royal beau briefly in November - was a special guest as Harry received an army honor Monday.

Celebrity gossip tabloids, in compliance with the Ministry of Defense, had agreed on a reporting embargo regarding Prince Harry's recent deployment to Afghanistan.

Therefore, girlfriend Chelsy Davy was understandably concerned when it was reported Thursday the 23-year-old prince had been serving there since December.

What caused the split between Chelsy Davy and Prince Harry?

According to entertainment news reporters in Great Britian, Davy dumped Harry after she found text messages to another woman on his cell phone. However, the pair have been in touch with each other the past few days.

Celebrity gossip rags in Great Britain must be having a blast these days.

First, of course, Heather Mills went insane on national TV.

Princess Diana was honored last night - but it was two other British women that really made news.

And, no, for once we're not talking about consistently nude English models such as Keeley Hazell or Lucy Pinder.

We apologize to Prince Harry.

The Hollywood Gossip staff has done an efficient job covering the love life of his brother, Prince William. But the only time we've even mentioned Harry was in a less-than-serious comparison of princes that included Michael Jackson's son.