With the exception of what goes on in their bedrooms, weight might be the aspect of celebrities' lives that we fixate on the most.
Aside from the d-baggiest of online trolls, no one wants to engage in any fat- (or thin-) shaming, but we can't help wondering what sort or diets our favorite stars adhere to, what their workout regimens are like and, well, how we compare to them in terms of poundage.
Just within the Kardashian family, for example, weight stories have made tabloid headlines numerous times within the past year.
We cheered Kourtney's "revenge body." We became worried after hearing rumors that Rob had ballooned to 350 pounds
And, of course, we eagerly awaited the debut of Kim's post-baby body after she gave birth to Saint West in December.
Ironically, all the while many of us probably neglected our own fitness. Meh. Whatcha gonna do?
Anyway, feel free to put off going to the gym for a few more minutes while you check out this list of what some of today's hottest celebs really weight.
Heck, you can call it research, if that makes you feel better!
J-Law stands 5'9" and clocks in at 138 lbs. She's stated that she hates exercise, but doesn't mind when a studio asks her to get in shape for a part. “They basically do it all for you," she says. "Like, here’s your trainer, here’s what you can eat.”
Taylor clocks in at 5'11", 119 lbs. Not surpsingly music is a big part of her workout. Taylor says that for her, jogging "is all about blasting a whole bunch of new songs and running to the beat.”
"To the haters calling me fat - I'm 5'10" 126 lbs," Brandi recently tweeted. "I've had 2 kids I'm 42 I try & workout 3 times a wk - I LOVE 2 cook & eat! I applaud your perfection!"
Dan-Rad weighs in at a scant 115 pounds. That may sound frighentingly thin, but it's important to remember that the former Harry Potter star is only 5'5". Someone hit this man with a growthius hormonius spell!
Officially, Johnny is 5'9", 160 lbs. However, many fans have noticed that the actor appears to have put on weight in recent months, and some say he's not as tall as he claims.
At 60, Kris rocks a svelte figure at 5'6", 145 lbs. She credits her physique to “working out as much as possible,” and she says she often sets her alarm as early as 4:30 am to get in a jog.
The eldest Kardashian is in remarkable shape after having three kids. Kourt is reportedly 5'0", 110 lbs. “I’m in full force,” she said recently, when asked about her post-baby body. “I’ve been working out with a trainer, and I try to eat really clean.”
Khloe is reportedly 5'10" and weighs 160 lbs. She's become something of a fitness fanatic in recent years, but she recently told an interviewer that "doesn't deprive" herself.
Rob is 5'10", and his weight has been reported at anywhere between 300 and 35o lbs. He was recently diagnosed with diabetes, and sources say he's gotten serious about losing weight.
Insiders say Leo goes about 6'1", 165 lbs. He recently packed on a reported 40 pounds for his role in The Revenant, but he seems to have had no trouble losing the extra padding.
At 5'4" the willowy former Spice Girl weighs in at just 107 lbs. That may sound like cause for concern, but insiders say Posh simply eats healthy and works out daily.
Amy Schumer clocks in at 5'10", 153 lbs. She's a bit bigger than your average celeb, but she always looks fantastic, and best of all, she takes pride in her physique. "I'm not going to look like a malnourished bird," she recently told a reporter.
At 5'5", 117 lbs., Jen is one of Hollywood's most famously fit celebs. Her diet advice is simple: "Just stop eating [junk] every day," she recently told a reporter.
Jennifer Lopez is about 5'5", 120 lbs. Fun fact: 70% of her body weight is booty. We kid!
Beyonce goes 5'7", 137 lbs. She credits her famous physique to a "plant-based" diet. “I didn’t want to do a crash diet," she recently told an interviewer. "I’m a mom now. I need to set a good example for my child.”
Gisele is 5'11" tall, and weighs just 126 lbs. Her chef recently revealed that she and husband Tom Brady eat a diet of 80% vegetables.
Rihanna goes about 5'8", 123 lbs. It's particularly impressive when you consider she spends most of her life with the munchies!
These days, Jessica Simpson is 5'3" and weighs about 126 lbs. The fashion mogul happily admits that her weight has fluctuated in the past. "I've been all kinds of sizes," she said in a recent interview.
Carrie is 5'3" and weighs just 117 pounds. Her secret to staying slender is a simple one: "I recently becoame a vegan," she told a reporter last year.