You never know who you’ll pick up when you drive for Uber.
You also never know where you’ll be headed to next.
In the case of the woman featured in the following story, the answers to these two questions during a recent ride ended up being:
- Her boyfriend’s side piece.
- Her boyfriend’s apartment, where said said side piece and boyfriend were planning to have sex.
For real, people!
Scroll down to read the entire account, from the driver’s very own Twitter account…
When a Dick Appointment Goes Bad…
It all started as one woman trying to help out her fellow female.
It Couldn’t Have Been My Man!
Because he said he was going out of town, for a very sweet reason…
He Actually Drove Away!
This A-Hole is good.
An Hour Later…
I pick up this passenger. She tells me to drive to an apartment complex. Sure thing, girl!
She Loves Her Man
And she misses her man and, whatever, this driver’s man is out of town.
Wait, Wasn’t She Told the Address Right Away?
Nope, just the apartment complex. So the driver assumed it was just a coincidence that this woman’s man lived near her man.
She Drank My Water!
How was I to know she was also drinking my man’s milkshake?!?
Moreover…
How was I to know she was also riding my man’s cord? In bed?!?
Hey, She Had Good Taste in Music!
And in men, I guess. Sort of. Kind of.
Oh, Hey, My Boyfriend Lives Here!
Small world, huh?
He Doesn’t Live There, He Doesn’t Live There…
Wait, does he live THERE?
It Finally Sinks In
This is really happening. He’s really home. This is really his side piece. It’s about to be ON!
Oh, Yeah, This is His Car
Oh, no, all Hell is about to break loose.
There He Is
And here I go!
I Can’t Spell So Well
But I can beat down a no-good, dirty, lying boyfriend!
A Silver Lining
I didn’t leave empty-handed, at least.
Good Riddance!
Let’s hope the side piece is single, too. She should have dumped his sorry rear end as soon as he didn’t volunteer to pick her up at the airport.