Tomi Lahren - whether you love her or hate her or the very sound of her voice causes you to jam the nearest sharp object into your ear until your vision starts to go all blobby and colorful, you've got to admit one thing:
She is very much a thing that exists, and at the tender age of 24, she'll almost certainly continue to exist for quite some time.
Sure, Lahren is in the process of being fired by The Blaze but like a many-legged insect or a T-1000 that's been reduced to liquid metal, she'll pop up somewhere new in no time.
That's bad news if, like most people with consciences and educations beyond fourth grade, you find Lahren's politics abhorrent.
But there's good news, too:
You see, there's no such thing as a shrill selfie, so you can enjoy Tomi's (mostly) apolitical selfies guilt-free!
Check out some highlights:
Tomi Lahren: But Her Emails!
Tomi Lahren WILL beat every Hillary joke into the ground whether you like it or not! Except she got fired from TV, so now she'll be doing so on Facebook alongside your racist uncle.
Tomi Lahren and Dog
Tomi Lahren poses with her dog. This is one of those pics that's meant to convince you that she's human. Don't fall for it.
Tomi Lahren Post-Workout
Tomi Lahren after a long run. She must've been trying to escape her own contradictory statements.
Tomi Lahren Topless
You were probably expecting a different angle on this photo. See, we caught your attention with an inflammatory headline, but failed to deliver any substantive. It's a tactic we learned from Tomi.
Tomi Lahren Bikini Photo
Tomi Lahren in a bikini. We guess those reports about her melting if she makes contact with water were exaggerated.
Tomi Lahren Modeling
We're sure if Tomi were slut-shaming a female celebrity, she'd make some snide comment about her lifting her skirt. We won't do that. Hey, so THIS is what the high road looks like!
Tomi Lahren: Makeup-Free Selfie
Okay, we'll say it: Despite her abhorrent political views, Tomi Lahren is very attractive. Now if you need us, we'll be in the shower for the next 14 hours trying to scrub the stench of traitor from our flesh.
Tomi's Dog Feels Your Pain
We assume she uttered the word "Obummer" seconds before this photo was snapped. Someone get Sarah McLachlan on the phone!
Tomi Lahren: Look at My Teeth
Tomi promoted an orthodontist (seriously). She captioned this photo with some nonsense about her "big, loud, patriotic, fearless mouth. Because of course she did.
Tomi Lahren Promotes Some Crap
This photo was accompanied by a long explanation about how Tomi Lahren usually has too much integrity to promote crap on her Instagram page. Because of course it was.
Tomi Lahren: Snowflake Awards Promo
Tomi hosted the something called the Snowflake Awards. Because if it's obnoxious, you can bet Tomi Lahren is all over it!