Elizabeth Taylor’s diamonds, Jayne Mansfield’s cleavage…there are some things in this world that prevent us from looking away, however impolite that may be.
The Duchess of Cambridge has perfected the art of a blowout, balancing shine with volume to create what my friend calls “hair that won’t quit.”
Allow yourself to get lost in a gallery of one of Great Britain’s national treasures.
“You Haven’t Said a Thing About My Hair”
“I don’t even know why I’m here. I just wanted to wear this up do.”
“Nature Is My Own Personal Wind Machine”
“Disney requested this photo as a sketch for their next princess. I said ‘fine.'”
“May I Introduce…My Hair”
“We are very happy to spend the rest of our lives with William.”
“Happy Wedding Day To Me and My Hair!”
“You lot won’t believe the glory hiding beneath this veil.”
“Easy With The Flash Bulbs, Boys”
“The light will damage my hair, which is grounds for treason.”
“Oh, Stop”
“Just kidding, keep talking about my hair.”
“Thanks”
“But I’m never telling you how it holds a curl.”
“Backshots Only, Please”
“How saucy am I tonight?!”
“Thanks For Coming Out To See My Hair!”
“It appreciates all the flowers you brought. Next time, do better than tulips.”
“Hope Niall Likes My Hair”
“Otherwise I’m taking it down, and leaving.”
“For F–k’s Sake, George. Stop Fidgeting.”
“You’re upsetting my hair.”
“What, This? I Just Threw it Together.”
“I don’t know what you mean by ‘chip clip.’ It’s held in place with angel tears.”
“Wonderful To See You All”
“Doesn’t my hair look fantastic tonight?”
“Just Birthed an 8 lb 6 oz Child”
“Barely had the strength to get a blowout, but I pulled through.”
“It’s Fine. The Hair is Insured.”
“Specifically for this reason.”