17 Stupefying Starbucks Fails By Author Kay Rhodes at Jul 23, 2014 • Category Food The employees at Starbucks may try hard. But they also may mess up your order.The Black Guy1(Getty)This doesn’t narrow it down nearly enough.Vagina2(Getty)At least Virgina HAS a vagina.Kinda close3(Getty)Unfortunately, Jude wasn’t even Jewish.Where is Semen?4(Getty)We’re pretty sure this one was meant to be “Simon.”WTH does this say?5(Getty)Give up? The customer’s name was “Ciara.”Caffeine for… Cats?6(Getty)Nice try. But Cass is still waiting on her order.Meeting SUMEET7(Getty)Maybe they’ll get it right one of these days.ANUS8(Getty)Sorry, Ann-Louise. We will not be referring to you as “ANUS.”SHAT9(Getty)This is pretty much what the barista did to Chad’s name. He/she shat all over it.The wrong C word10(Getty)Maybe the barista was just really mad at Clint that day.When in doubt…11(Getty)… spell something phonetically, right?Angry Ingrid12(Getty)How much more fun would Starbucks be if it called us by our moods instead?AIR INN13(Getty)At least Erin still knew when her order was called.Finding… who?!?14Good luck finding Emma when you spell her name this way.AUNTIE15We mean… maybe Andie is an auntie. Ever think of that?!?0 for 2!16The third time will totally be the charm.TSACH17The “Ts” is silent. And also horribly incorrect.