The following text message exchanges about men or women who have agreed to go on a first date should make one group of people very happy:
Those who are in stable marriages!
Be thankful you never need to experience anything like what is relayed in the conversations below…
Autocorrect Can Ruin Even the Best First Impressions
Hilarious case in point.
I Didn’t Actually Barf
But nothing interesting came out of his mouth, either.
Eating Dinner on a Date?
What a foreign concept… to at least one person, apparently.
Hey, This Story Did Take Place Due to a Blind Date
And it’s hilarious. So we’re counting it!
A Case of Mistaken Identity
Why do we feel like this date actually went well, though?
After One Date? How Sweet!
Oh, oops. We meant: how scary!
Sometimes, An Emoji Says It All
Other times, many emojis say it all.
I Gave Him a Chance
And he ruined it the minute he stepped through the door.
I’m Going to Judge This Book By Its Cover
We’re sure you understand. And we’re guessing you’d react in similar fashion.
Doggy Style
Yes, I liked it. Don’t judge me.
Damn, Autocorrect!
Also: damn Indian food lovers with bad tempers!
You Really Should Have Written This Back
It would have made you the coolest mom ever.
Get the Message, Dude!
She’s dead, alright?!? Just let her go, man.
Can I Get a Refund?
You did order the Grande, after all.
There’s No Help for You Now
We’re very sorry. Hang in there.
No Details Needed
Just pass the wine.