• Congrats to Maria Sharapova for setting the record for tennis’ loudest grunter, at an ear splitting 101.2 decibels (the same as a tractor!)
• If Tommy Lee can go to college, why not Monica Lewinsky? The former intern has been accepted at the prestigious London School of Economics in a one-year master’s program in social psychology, which means she’s leaving New York for, uh, at least one year.
• To celebrate the anniversary of their beard marriage, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are considering pulling an Angelina Jolie and adopting an offspring. You can write your own joke about Star already looking pregnant, thank you very much.
• Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are planning a small “recommittment” ceremony for December, which only leads us to one conclusion: They’re hurting for their Star checks.
• While Christina Aguilera earns a quick $2 million, Madonna nabbed $8 million for just 10 hours work shooting her Motorola Rokr phone ad campaign.
• When Young Manhattanite says Jossip’s new site Queerty “inadvertently makes Seth Mnookin eat a big one,” you know we’ve got to at least mention Mnookin’s interview with Regret The Error.
• Google Maps isn’t just for Craigslist postings, anymore. With, uh, Google-owned Dodgeball you can now plot where you’ll be stalking your friends next.