Tiger Woods: Not Dead Despite Twitter Hoax, Actually Leading Golf Tournament!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTiger Woods is totally alive, despite reports on Twitter that he is dead. In other news, he is uncharacteristically playing …
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Mike McQueary, Witness to Penn State Scandal, Will Not Coach Saturday
Reading Time: 2 minutesPenn State wide receivers coach Mike McQueary, who witnessed Jerry Sandusky allegedly rape a boy in the team’s locker room …
Wilson Ramos, Washington Nationals Catcher, Kidnapped in Venezuela
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWilson Ramos, a 24-year old who played in 113 games last season as a rookie for the Washington Nationals, has …
Kid Goes Streaking at Football Game, Injures Junk
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe’re going streaking! Those words bring back fond memories for so many of us … but this East Carolina student …
Joe Paterno: FIRED By Penn State!
Reading Time: < 1 minutePenn State football coach Joe Paterno has been fired amid the sexual abuse scandal that has roiled the university. He …
Joe Paterno to Retire from Penn State, Expresses Remorse Over Role in Sexual Abuse Scandal
Reading Time: < 1 minuteNo one thought it would end this way for Joe Paterno: the iconic Penn State football coach has announced his …
Michael Vick Nude Photo: Shopped Around By Some Shameless Chick!
Reading Time: < 1 minutePhiladelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick may soon be caught up in a naked photo scandal, if a woman trying to …
Joe Frazier, Boxing Legend, Dies at 67
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBoxing great Joe Frazier died Monday after a battle with liver cancer. He was 67. The fighter will forever be …
Penn State, Football Program Rocked by Sex Scandal
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe Penn State athletic department is facing serious charges of covering up sexual abuse, following an indictment of former defensive …
Terrell Owens: Four Baby Mamas, $0 Income
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTerrell Owens may have had more reasons to off himself than originally thought. His fiscal situation is so grim, he …