Ah, Teresa Giudice. Just when you think things can’t get any sadder with this woman, she comes along and engages in some behavior that really just depresses the hell out of you.
Teresa is headed to prison, and naturally she’s trying to tie up some loose ends before she gets locked up for 15 months.
Tops on Teresa’s list of priorities? Hiring an overweight nanny so that Joe Giudice won’t cheat while she’s away.
“For a few weeks, Teresa was phoning agencies looking for ‘chubby’ nanny,” a source tells Us Weekly. “Joe has wandering eye. She wants someone who doesn’t pose a threat.”
Uh-huh. Because that’ll keep him from cheating if he wants to. We’d suggest Teresa just leave the douche, but she’s not known for making the best decisions.
Speaking of family problems, sources say Teresa is giving Joe and Melissa Gorga the cold shoulder this holiday season.
“While most people would want to spend their last Christmas home with all of their family, Teresa has been extremely vocal about the fact that she will not spend the holidays with Melissa or Joe,” a source tells Radar Online.
“Truly, she can’t stand them, and wants no ‘last holiday’ memories to be made with them.”
In fairness, Teresa’s been sentenced to 15 months, and she’ll probably serve less than 12, so really this is just her “last” Christmas until next Christmas.
So she may be making the right call blowing off the family she doesn’t get along with. In fact that’s usually the right call.
Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see how things unraveled for the former Queen of the Garden State.