Brandi Glanville’s Bravo blog was a thing of beauty this week, as the disgruntled (and possibly intoxicated) Housewife trashed her castmates, her ex-husband, and just about everyone who’s crossed her path in the last year.
She started off by airing her ex’s dirty laundry and revealing just how much Eddie Cibrian pays in child support:
“Eddie decided after my second best-selling book Drinking and Dating was released that he overpaid me in child support and would like to be reimbursed for the back payments – already spent on rent, food, and clothing to raise our children.”
“Since I didn’t have the cash lying around, he was happy to take it from my retirement fund, a small $114k.”
$1,000 a month, eh? And then he and LeAnn get to spoil the kids when they visit? Pretty low, Eddie.
Next, Brandi slams Lisa Vanderpump, and we can’t quite condone this attack on her former BFF.
You see, Scheana Marie (referred to by Brandi solely as “the mistress”) is an employee of Lisa’s who (like many other women) slept with Eddie while he was still married to Brandi.
Brandi would like Lisa to cut ties with Scheana, but considering Scheana is not only a veteran hostess at Lisa’s restaurant but a cast member on her Vanderpump Rules reality show, that’s not quite possible.
Anyway, take it away Brandi:
“You’ve all seen Lisa V. throwing that beautiful catered engagement party for that mistress,” Brandi writes. “Treating the mistress like family. It happened. A lot.”
“So here’s my example or take or whatever: Do you think any of Princess Diana’s really ‘good’ friends ever threw catered engagement parties at their big houses for Camilla Parker Bowles friends?”
Yes, the West Hollywood hostess is Camilla and Brandi is Lady Di. Ms. Glanville might actually be going insane.
Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online for more of Brandi losing it.