Last night (presumably while drinking), Brandi Glanville posted a lengthy tirade on her Bravo blog in which she trashed...well, pretty much everyone in her life.
First, she revealed the amount that Eddie Cibrian pays in child support (Hint: It ain't much), then she attacked pretty much everyone on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, with the exception of Yolanda Foster, who seems to be her new lady crush.
But while she may have gone off on pretty much everyone who made the mistake of crossing her path in the last year, Brandi reserved much of her venom for her old friend Lisa Vanderpump and her longtime rival Scheana Marie.
If you watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 3, then you know Brandi vented her frustration at Lisa for continuing to associate with Scheana, even though Scheana slept with Eddie while he was still married to Brandi.
Yes, we're in real soap opera territory here, but the fact remains Lisa employs Scheana not only at the restaurant she owns but on Vanderpump Rules - the spinoff series that Lisa produces.
So perhaps it's a bit unfair for Brandi to eviscerate Lisa for having anything to do with "that mistress" Scheana:
"You've all seen Lisa V. throwing that beautiful catered engagement party for that mistress," Brandi writes. "Treating the mistress like family. It happened. A lot."
"So here's my example or take or whatever: Do you think any of Princess Diana's really 'good' friends ever threw catered engagement parties at their big houses for Camilla Parker Bowles friends?"
Oh, snap! She just compared Scheana to Camilla! That's...actually that's probably the most classy thing Scheana's ever been compared to.
Come on, Brandi! We know you know how to cut someone down better than that. You're getting lazy, girl.
Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to see more random disses.