Oprah Winfrey To Her South African Pupils: 911 Is Totally Overrated; In A Real Emergency, Just Call Me 38516

Oprah Winfrey tries to make up for that whole “Everyone at my new South African school was abused” thing by giving the entire student body her personal phone number.

We give it approximately one week before she gets pranked by a Ugandan claiming to be Gayle King. [Stereohyped]