Author Karrine ‘Superhead’ Steffans: I’m Karrine Steffans, Bitch!

Don’t you just hate it when you start dating someone, only then they turn out to be a psycho hose beast, so you cut this person loose and then, suddenly, it’s like they’re running off to every magazine they can find (seriously, Vibe??) and telling everyone what an insensitive Islamic fundamentalist you are? Weirdly, the exact same thing is happening to Bill Maher right now with his ex, jilted video ho impresario Karrine Steffans!

DON’T mess with Karrine “Superhead” Steffans. The former girlfriend of television pundit Bill Maher spits fire at her ex in next month’s Vibe. She says, “Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you’re an idiot. That’s why you never see him with a white girl or an intellectual. I might as well have been a Muslim woman with my head wrapped, walking 10 paces behind my man. [But] I couldn’t be ‘Bill Maher’s girlfriend’ any more – not when I’m Karrine Steffans . . . best-selling author.”

Best-selling author? More like poet laureate! Don’t sell yourself short, Steffans. We hear your impressive literary debut (”Confessions of a Video Vixen”) was thisclose to being a Pulitzer Prize nominee. And given her diplomacy, tact and demonstrable lack of egotism, it’s so weird that they call her “Superhead!”

Interestingly, according to Wikipedia, that “controversial nickname” has less to do with her (nonexistent!) overinflated sense of self-worth and more to do with “its graphic descriptions of her sexual liaisons with numerous major stars.” No doubt another one of the many accomplishments that Steffans’ “politically incorrect” ex-boyfriend somehow failed to appreciate.