TGIF Review 38550

Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can???t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we???ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.

• It’s unfortunate to see nobody took our Halloween costume advice. Yes, we’re looking at you, Amy Winehouse Wannabe No. 44278.

• Bill Maher’s ex-girlfriend is more than someone who used to perform sexual acts on a disturbing large number of hip-hop artists. She’s someone who used to perform sexual acts on a disturbingly large number of hip-hop artists…and wrote a crappy book about it.

• Lesson learned: Saying harsh things about somebody and then actually showing up at said person’s book party = awkward/ill-advised.

• Wearing terrible dresses, experimenting with video karaoke and gyrating awkwardly to the musical stylings of Boyz II Men … Ah, growing up Jewish.

• The Internet community thinks Intern Whitney is creepy, and for that, she is ashamed.

• Our love-hate relationship with the iPhone continues.

• The writers’ strike may put a severe dent in our weekend sobriety plans.

• The not-yet-existent PageSix.com poaches what little remains of In Touch’s editorial department.

• Now that Stephen Colbert is out of the presidential race, we officially don’t know who to vote for.

• Robert Goulet dies, reminds us that he was more than just an SNL character.

• This (overly) in-depth discussion about Brigit just begs the question: Why is anyone reading a media site other than Jossip?

• Your tales of intra-office woe make us feel surprisingly better about ourselves.

• The success of ABC’s Ugly Betty causes network execs to wake up one morning and say, “Wait! You mean we should actually start hiring Hispanics? You know, that’s so crazy it just might work!”