When it comes to Aaron Judge, the verdict is in:
This New York Yankees slugger is extremely good at baseball, having just tied the team’s rookie record for home runs in a season (29) in about half the number of games it took Joe DiMaggio to reach this same figure.
Fans in The Big Apple have been rising to cheer Judge since the very first game of the season.
And now a new report claims that Kylie Jenner wants to make Judge’s penis rise in bed, if you catch our very obvious and very sexual drift!
"Kylie thinks that Aaron is super hot and doesn’t know what she would do if she was in the same room as him,” an insider tells Hollywood Life, adding of the reality star:
“And with her saying that, her friends think she is 100% on the road to be officially single because, with her mind on other guys she hasn’t even met, it doesn’t bode well for Travis Scott."
That’s sort of true.
Then again, it’s far healthier for a relationship if one side is merely fantasizing about an athlete she doesn’t know… as opposed to having lewd thoughts about an actual person in her life.
Admittedly, however, it does NOT bode well for a romance when one party is accused of cheating on the other on, like, 10 separate occasions.
If Kylie really is looking to move on from Scott, Judge would be an appropriate choice.
He plays a professional sport, which members of the Jenner-Kardashian clan have always loved. He’s only 25 years old.
And he’s on the verge of superstardom, if he hasn’t already achieved this status with an historic opening half to the season.
Judge has an OPS of 1.145, although Jenner is likely more focused on making him say "Oh, Please, Yes!" in bed.
His legend continues to grow with each long and hard home run, which probably makes Jenner just want to round the figurative bases with his long and hard unit.
For several weeks now, Judge has been wielding serious wood at plate, although Kylie cares more about the type of wood that isn’t made of white ash people.
Simply put, Judge has been smashing the baseball all season, earning the attention of someone who would love nothing more than to smash him between the sheets.
Is there actually a future for Kylie Jenner and Aaron Judge?
We know the former is over Tyga, and it sounds like she’s done with Travis Scott as well.
She hasn’t actually met Judge, however.
And while the right fielder has been hitting for a high average since May, we can’t say for certain that he wants to hit it with Kylie.
In conclusion, when it comes to Jenner and Judge and whether they’ll actually score as a couple, the jury is out.