Kim Kardashian has never been the secretive type, but she is selective about how and when she makes certain revelations about her private life.
Usually her preferred venue for tea spillage is Keeping Up With the Kardashians or some other Kard clan-branded outlet.
So it came as somewhat of a surprise when Kim opened up to Andy Cohen recently about everything from her real feelings toward Taylor Swift to the ongoing feud between Kris and Caitlyn Jenner.
As you probably know, the Jenners' divorce was a messy one, and their relationship has only deteriorated in the years since.
The publication of Caitlyn's memoir last month certainly didn't help matters, as the book contained a number of startling accusations directed at Kris.
Caitlyn claimed that Kris forced her to remain in the closet for years despite her desire to come out as transgender.
She wrote that Kris knew about her desire to transition since the beginning of their relationship, but consistently lied in order to give the public a false impression of their time together.
While Kris and Caitlyn weren't exactly besties before, insiders say Cait's book was the nail in their relationship's coffin.
Now, Kim is confirming that Kris and Caitlyn are no longer on speaking terms.
Asked by Cohen if there's any chance that her Kris will ever speak to Caitlyn again, Kim responded bluntly, "Zero."
She then adjusted her answer to reflect the slight possibility that the couple's children might one day convince them to reconcile:
“No, one. No, I would say two percent,” she added.
“And those are [half-sisters] Kendall and Kylie. That’s their percentage. All fair, I think.”
So there's a one or two percent chance that Caitlyn and Kris will ever speak again.
That's better than skim milk odds, but still far from half-and-half.
Kim, of course, has made no secret of whom she's siding with in all this:
“I feel like she’s been through so much and [Caitlyn] is promoting this book and she’s saying all these things,” she recently told Ellen DeGeneres.
“I don’t think it’s necessary and I just feel like it’s unfair, things aren’t truthful.”
Sounds to us like the time is right for a spinoff in which Kris and Caitlyn are forced to run a food truck together or something.