We've always known that Kate Gosselin is an awful monster made of nightmares and screams and bad haircuts, but this is a little much, even for her.
Seriously, brace yourself, because this is just deplorable.
All those obnoxious little fits she's had on reality television over the years don't even hold a candle to this horror show.
According to bombshell police reports Kate filed last year - reports that have just recently been obtained by In Touch - she's even worse than you think.
Mommy Dearest here is hell-bent on bringing down Jon Gosselin, her estranged ex-husband and the father of her eight kids.
But for real though.
In one report that was filed on April 24, 2015, Kate claimed that Jon "kidnapped" their daughter, Hannah -- that he took her from her school, apparently without her knowledge.
It gets worse ...
The police report goes on to reveal that Kate stated "Jon is a drug dealer, who uses his disc jockey employment as a front to sell narcotics."
Kate also said that Jon "frequently drinks alcohol around the children."
And then, on April 27, Kate called the police again because she was afraid Jon would get into "a hostile dispute" with her.
She even went so low as to claim that "she detects suspicious behavior between Jon and their ten-year-old daughter," Hannah.
Kate made one more call to the police a couple of days after that, but some bright officer "informed her this was a custody/civil matter, to be handled in court."
And so it was: they had an emergency hearing in which a judge dismissed all of Kate's claims.
An insider also explained that Kate didn't even have the courtesy to tell Jon about all those bad things he'd allegedly done.
"Jon didn't even know all of what Kate had accused him of until he saw the police report himself," the source reveals.
"He believes Kate will stop at nothing to get what she wants - even if it means lying to police."
"She has no boundaries."
It also turns out that Jon was particularly angry about the accusations that he was doing something wrong with Hannah.
"Jon had no idea at the time that she accused him of having an inappropriate relationship with Hannah. He was upset when he found out."
How awful do you have to be to go after someone like this, especially someone you had eight children with?
To put your children's wellbeing and happiness at risk just so you can make their father look bad?
It's fitting that these reports are coming out so close to Halloween, because all this is downright terrifying.