First, let's all take a moment to appreciate this photo of Brielle Biermann in a bikini:
There. Now that the real purpose of this article is out of the way, let's move on to the latest Brielle plastic surgery rumors, blah, blah, blah...
It seems Brielle recently copped to getting lip injections from the same doc who puffed up Kylie Jenner's pout.
She says that's only work she's had done, but some folks think she's lying and ... you're still looking at her bending over those rocks, aren't you?
Fine one more pic of Brielle at the beach (where she seems to live, based on her Instagram account), then you've gotta let the woman plead her case.
In the Snapchat clips below, Brielle makes an impassioned plea for fans to understand that just because she doesn't look like she did "when [she] was 15" that doesn't mean she's gone under the knife.
"Stop trying to tear me down and make seem like I'm someone who's fake, because I'm not," the Don't Be Tardy star charged. "I would be honest about all the plastic surgery I've had done and it's getting really ridiculous and hurtful."
You might call it the Kylie Defense, and Brielle even invokes the Patron Saint of Plastic Surgery Denial herself:
"Look at Kylie Jenner, she looks like a completely different person and she says all she's had done is her lips. Same with me."
We're not saying Brielle definitely had work done, but offering up Kylie as a defense is like a murderer saying, "Look at O.J. Simpson, he clearly did it, and he was acquitted. Obviously, I should be let off, too!"
Brielle becomes more and more irate as the video continues, at one point blasting celebrity gossip press:
"Do you really not have better articles to write than about a 19-year-old who's had all this plastic surgery done?" she asks at one point, to which we respond:
Brielle, this is the Internet in 2016 - teenagers who are famous for reasons no one quite understands getting work done are the new cats in funny costumes.
Also, we'd like to add that we made it clear from the start that this was not an article about a 19-year-old getting plastic surgery, but rather an article about a 19-year-old girl posting explicit bikini photos.
The surgery stuff was just the icing on the cake. We bid you good day, madam.