Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis: NOT Married!

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"Last week I was walking with Mila Kunis, who's my fiance. I get to have sex with her, it's amazing." - Ashton Kutcher on Mila Kunis, his fiance and sex partner.

Mila and Ashton on That '70s Show

That about clears up whether Mila Kunis married Ashton Kutcher or not (they haven't apparently) and whether he enjoys seeing her naked (who wouldn't).

"Mila's character is the Queen of Humanity [in new film Jupiter Ascending]," Ashton added, furthermore, thusly, "I have sex with the Queen of Humanity."

"I prize her as the most valuable person in the world. We're on a hike and I had baby Wyatt strapped to me - she's beautiful, I tell ya, this kid, I'm freaking out."

"It's new but it never gets old."

According to reports, Ashton made the sex claims (obvious as they are) and the marital pronouncement (less obvious) at a tech conference of all places.

Kutch was an early backer of Twitter and has his hands in many pots within the tech world. Perhaps that's where he feels most comfortable opening up.

It was still a surprise to get anything so candid out of one of the most close-lipped people in Hollywood, especially with regard to his personal relationship.

We'll take what we can get. And won't hold our breath for a full report on what he has planned for her on Valentine's Day, which should be super hot.

Because obviously.

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