In a moment immediately enshrined in the Overrated Pop Culture Topics Hall of Fame, Kim Kardashian read a passage from Fifty Shades of Grey on the radio.
While there is no disputing that those fully nude Kim Kardashian Paper magazine photos broke the Internet, could she wreck the radio as well with this stunt?
Not quite. But it still makes for an interesting listen, we suppose.
The 34-year-old is in Australia promoting her new fragrance Fleur Fatale. Yes, you can allegedly smell like Kim if you feel like wasting some of your cash.
Most of the questions she fields on her recent media tour involve her oiled-up photo shoot, so in that respect, we give Perth’s 92.9 FM credit for originality.
Show hosts Heidi, Will & Woody asked North West‘s mom if she would help them break the radio by reading from E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey.
Devoid of personality but nevertheless game, Kardashian obliged, reading the paragraph in question, with one "rude word" replaced with her fragrance.
"His tongue is in my mouth," Kardashian read, sort of seductively. "Claiming and possessing me, his fingers still moving rhythmically inside my Fleur Fatale."
As the trio of radio show hosts broke out laughing at the epically cheesy dialogue, Kardashian said with a sultry smile, "You guys there’s so much more."
That there is. None of it is good unless you’re looking for unintentional comedy, but there’s plenty more of the allegedly erotic novel where this came from.
There’s also a new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer you can check out, but we’re guessing you’re interested in something else if you’re reading this right now.
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