The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I Can Be Trampy!

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Carlton can be trampy, people. She has her moments. Just ask her husband.

So this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member told the camera last night, as a major highlight of the latest installment entailed Carlton getting her fourth tattoo.

Yes, this is the same woman who is building a sexy playroom and who saves spiders and who wore a shirt last night that exposed her cleavage to such a degree that Kim Kardashian likely thought it was too much.

But, hey, at least Carlton is interesting.

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Not sure we can say the same about the rest of the ladies, starting with Kim Richards. She spent a lot of money on doggy boot camp, though it's pretty clear she needs to be trained more than Kingsley does.

Kyle and Joyce? They got a golf lesson and complained about Brandi. Snooooze! Haven't we basically seen this before, just at a spa?

Along other repetitive lines, Brandi can say dumb things and she also curses often. She's also going through a lot, as Lisa and Yolanda keep telling everyone.

But how much does being cheered on and losing one's dog explain away bad behavior? At some point, you've gotta stop making excuses.

Oh, and Joyce: you are a grown woman. You chose to be on reality television. Stop whining and playing the bullying victim. It's ugly and annoying.

Finally, for an episode titled "Catfight on the Catwalk," there was no cat fight on the catwalk. Kyle's charity show was rather boring. For a good cause, but boring.

For more from this installment, including shock over Yolanda's hair, watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online right now.

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