The red and black roses! The gorgeous emerald ring! The In-N-Out burgers!
That's right, folks, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are inviting A-list guests such as Katy Perry and Charlize Theron to their upcoming nuptials, which the latest issue of OK! Weekly dubs the Wedding of the Year in a cover story that can only be described as… existing.
Clearly wanting to show up Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, the magazine's totally not made up insider says Pattinson is penning a song for Stewart and “plans to perform it for her on the vintage Fender guitar she bought him for Christmas last year" during their reception.
Where might the event take place? Brazil, claims the source, adding that “Rob and Kristen want their wedding to be beautiful and meaningful - but not so over planned that it chokes all the joy out of it."
Well, sure. That would ruin any imaginary wedding.