Dear residents of Canada: We are very, very sorry.
Due to the popularity of The Real Housewives... franchise on Bravo, the Canadian network Slice will debut The Real Housewives of Vancouver tomorrow night, piggybacking on the ratings success of cat-fighting, table-flipping and script-reading in the United States.
Check out a trailer for the series below and then meet the cast:
Reiko MacKenzie: Married to a venture capitalist, has two children and a fleet of high-end cars that include a Ferraris 599 GTO and a 458 Italia valued together at $1 million.
Cristina Kiesel: A double divorcee, has visited over 30 countries in the last four years, considered the show's party gal.
Ronnie Seterdahl Negus: Owns four houses, side-by-side, in the same neighborhood; along with a yacht and a 200-acre vineyard; married with four children ranging in age from 5 to 23.
Jody Claman: Clothing store owner, single mom who refers to herself as “Martha Stewart on acid.”
Mary Zilba: A successful singer earlier in life, now a single mom with three children; former Miss Ohio; looking to return to the spotlight/business world.