Should Hulk Hogan Shave His Mustache?

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Well, this is a new way to garner attention.

Hulk Hogan told TMZ this week that he's prepared to shave off his iconic mustache because he's about to go on "some auditions." While this may be meaningless to some, it's downright apocalyptic to others.

Hulk Hogan Flexing

"Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth - as is written in biblical texts - but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience," said Dr. Aaron Perlut, Chairman of the American Mustache Institute, when told of Hogan's plans.

Dr. Perlut hopes Hulk reconsiders, lest "mass chaos and deep bouts of depression" reign for all with facial hair.

This sounds rather extreme in our view. It's not like Ron Swanson is threatening to shave. What do you think? Should Hulk Hogan axe his mustache?


Hulk Hogan Quotes

I had a real period where I had a tough, tough time. I got caught off guard with this divorce thing. I didn't see it coming. My son is doing better. I pray for my wife every day. I am very grateful because we realize how very blessed we are. Now that we are aware, we are walking in the spirit of God. We are cool. We are way cool.

Hulk Hogan

I was offered lots of [reality] shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about. We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete. But I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.

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