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Looks like Tiger Woods’ notorious #1 mistress is officially off the market.

Yes, Rachel Uchitel got married. Yes, Matt Hahn apparently went there.

Documents from Clark County, Nevada, show that Rachel and Matt got a marriage license Sunday night, then filed it with the court the next day at 8:58 a.m.

Guess she wasn’t screwing around … for once in her freaking life.

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Rachel Uchitel married Matt Hahn! Congrats, we suppose!

Matt Hahn was a football player at Penn State and is now a businessman in San Francisco. They’ve been living together in the city by the bay for several months.

At 26, Matt is 10 years younger than the professional adulterer.

Rachel Uchitel has been engaged twice – her first fiance died in the 9/11 attacks in 2001 – and married once before, to some guy for a few months in 2004.

Hopefully this one works out for her and Matt … although we have our doubts with a chick who gets around so prolifically and scandalously. Call us crazy.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]