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No. Way.

Having just gotten married** to Brad Pitt, we knew Angelina Jolie would be yearning for another child. But we never expected it would happen so soon.

It’s official, apparently. In Touch hath declared that the seventh child of the celebrity world’s golden couple is on the way. At some point. Possibly.

Congratulations!!!!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: A Picture
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LUCKY 7: Hey, at least they didn’t say she’s pregnant. Claiming Brangelina “set a date” to bring home their next child leaves things much more open-ended.

While it’s true that Brangelina did visit Namibia recently, it’s doubtful they made any plans to adopt yet another child. They have their hands full with six.

Plus, this magazine will likely say they’re splitting up or that Brad nailed Jen by next week. Zero credibility. Lots of humorous value, but no credibility.