John Mayer Denies Jessica Simpson Re-Boned

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First, Nick Lachey went on record that there was no truth to reports he may be getting back together with his newly single ex-wife, Jessica Simpson.

Now comes bad news for fans hoping Simpson’s ex-boyfriend John Mayer will heal her heart. Well, assuming anyone was hoping that. He won't be.

Media Whore and Boyfriend

"Absolutely not," Mayer's pal Rob Dyrdek, 35, told People Monday night at Ryan Scheckler's X Games Celebrity Skins Classic" in Coto De Caza, Calif.

The douchebag and Jessica Simpson dated on-and-off for a year before splitting in 2007. Dyrdek says he "wouldn't rule out" a reunion, but adds:

"I'm just saying [I don't think so]."

Johnicca was pretty much the sexiest couple in history.

Earlier this month, the lame singer found himself in the middle of Simpson's breakup with her boyfriend, Tony Romo, as reports surfaced that he had been texting the pop star. In May, a source reported the exes "have been in touch."

Whatever the reason, Romo locked her out of his gated community shortly after their breakup, and Mayer does not seem interested in her at all.

Still, it looks like Jessica Simpson will need more than her new "revenge diet" to snare a new man. She may need a new personality altogether.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson