It was out with the old, in with the new (and insane) on The Hills as Speidi started couples’ counseling, Stephanie Pratt started her new job with Lauren Conrad, and Audrina Patridge started looking for a new man - with unexpected results.
We begin at the workplace ...
Stephanie started at People’s Revolution and in no time, head honcho Kelly Cutrone berated her for leaving a drink on a desk and eating crackers over clothes.
The next day, she ignored a ringing phone, hung up on someone, put off some key tasks, didn’t check in the right clothes and doodled on a sheet of paper.
A clearly-pissed Lauren Conrad warned her friend, who she helped land the posh fashion-house gig with no experience whatsoever, to focus or she’d be fired.
Then, on the romance front ...
On “boy lookout” since breaking it off with that loser Justin-Bobby, Audrina Patridge pondered her next move. LC suggested that there was no time like the present.
With multiple dudes, if that's what it takes to move on.
Everyone got in on the action on last night's The Hills.
The girl posse, including Lo and Stephanie, met up for a night out with Frankie Delgado and Brody Jenner, who partook in crazy PDA with girlfriend Jayde Nicole.
Certainly nothing new for those two.
Justin-Bobby happened to be there too, natch, but ignored Audrina’s attempts to get his attention, then snapped at her a bit later on. What an absolute tool.
Comforting her, Brody told Audzo she needs to have more fun and called her a beautiful girl. Jealous, Jayde Nicole responded by trying to inhale Brody's face.Later, at a club, Justin-Bobby talked to Audrina in more civil, albeit no less idiotic, tones. Audrina lamented being “crazy in love with someone who doesn’t care about me.” Yup, that about sums it up - and it's time to move on.
The following day at lunch, Audrina spoke fondly of strapping Mr. Jenner, upon which Lo Bosworth declared, “You’re so going to hook up with Brody.”
LC then hatched a plan to crash Brody, Frankie and Doug Reinhardt's guys-only trip to Hawaii that Jayde was excluded from. Drama next week!
Meanwhile, in Speidiland ...
In typical d-bag fashion, Spencer Pratt did what Spencer Pratt does when he's having relationship problems - stalk Heidi Montag at her workplace.
He said that bartender Stacie, who he famously flirted with in the season premiere, was not his type, and that he should not "feel caged up at 25."
The 'Tag re-issued her ultimatum of him undergoing a couples counseling session prior to being taken back. The slimy one reluctantly agreed.
Fittingly, the therapist labeled their "high school" problems as such, and asked the plastic pair to face each other and express their current feelings.
Heidi Montag didn’t like Spencer Pratt’s tone (shocking) and accused him of being checked out. The therapist asked why she is even with him then.
Will counseling ultimately help Spencer and Heidi's relationship?