Spencer Pratt Saddened By LC Retirement; Seeks New Enemy

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Lauren Conrad narrowly missed a chance to say farewell to her Hills nemesis, Spencer Pratt, at Star Magazine's Young Hollywood party on Wednesday night.

Spencer was there with plastic faux wife Heidi Montag, who said that her new album is coming out soon and actual professionals shot the videos this time.

POINTLESS ASIDE: See below for a special presentation of her first video, directed by Spencer. It's a 10 out of 10 on the unintentional comedy scale.

As soon as Speidi finished interviews on the carpet, they left - but not before Spencer sounded off on LC's upcoming retirement from The Hills.

The reality-TV troublemaker says he's really going to miss his nemesis.

"I'm actually very depressed," he told E! Online about her departure. "Who am I gonna beef out with? I gotta find some new enemy on the show."

Hey, at least he's honest.

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Inseparable Hills duos: Speidi, left, and the Laurens.

So how did Lauren Conrad and BFF Lo Bosworth avoid an awkward run-in with dumb and dumber at the event? They skipped the red carpet altogether and hung out inside at their own VIP table with (ooh) Spener's sister Stephanie Pratt.

Laguna Beach alum and former LC rival Kristin Cavallari was also on hand for the bash, showing up with Scott Disick, the ex-boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian.

Awesome. But not so much as this video classic ...

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The Hills Quotes

Brody's girlfriend is pretty. With very large breasts.

Lauren Bosworth [on Cora Skinner]

Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.

Lauren Conrad [on men]