19 Reasons Kourtney Kardashian Needs to Be the Next Bachelorette

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Who better to be courted by 25 of America's most eligible men than a lady who doesn't wear her heart on her sleeve?   

Let's imagine what The Bachelorette would look like if none other than Kourtney Kardashian was this summer's prize ...

 

1. If You're Terrible, You Go

If You're Terrible, You Go
There's no hidden message in that statement. You don't get a rose. You get a limo ride home with a free cry.

2. Being Courted Can Get Awkward

Being Courted Can Get Awkward
There's no beating around the bush, here.

3. Filming Starts When She's Up From Her Nap

Filming Starts When She's Up From Her Nap
The bachelorette is here, and she's going to take a nap.

4. An Ivy League Education is Fine

An Ivy League Education is Fine
But, what the HELL are you doing on this show?

5. Don't Bring Up Ex-Girlfriends

Don't Bring Up Ex-Girlfriends
She'll just send them to whore island.

6. She's Got All The Time In The World For Romance

She's Got All The Time In The World For Romance
Literally. All of her time is free.

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Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Born
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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kourtney Mary Kardashian