12 Years a Slave won Best Picture.
Cate Blanchett won Best Actress and thanked Woody Allen in her speech.
Jennifer Lawrence fell again.
But who really cares?!? The 2014 Academy Awards, like all other events of this nature, came down to one simple question: Who wore what?!?
We answer that inquiry below, as you can sit back and click through the best and worst dressed from this year's Oscars red carpet: