Note to Harry Styles: Run and hide.
Mark Wahlberg was a guest on Conan this week and acknowledged that, yes, his kids are excited to see him in Transformers 4.
But his daughters are sort of over their father being a movie star these days and are totally focused on One Direction instead, Harry Styles in particular.
So how does Wahlberg plan on solving this problem? Simple: invite the group to a red carpet premiere. Lure Styles to him... and then punch the "prick" in the face.
Watch him hilariously explain the scheme now: