In a storyline not remotely contrived or written by E! producers, Kim Kardashian hired a private investigator to track the movements of Scott Disick on last Sunday's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.
It's "our call of duty," Kim explained to a skeptical Khloe Kardashian about the decision, in response to Khloe's warning that Kourtey would "literally" kill her siblings if she found out.
Watch the devious exchange now:
The tense episode concluded with the P.I. handing Kim a mysterious envelope. What did it contain? How will we ever wait until this Sunday for the answer?
How many writers did it take to come up with this plot?
All worthy questions, and so is this: Hiring a private investigator to track Scott Disick is...