Mayan Apocalypse Countdown: Two Months to Live!

by at . Comments

Forget the zombie apocalypse. The far more significant Mayan apocalypse is nigh.

Just two more months to live, people of Earth! If you believe in that sort of thing.

Mayan Ruins

Today (October 21) starts the two-month countdown toward doomsday, according to an interpretation of the Mayan calendar that predicts the end of the world on 12/21/12.

Which sucks, but the upside? No wasting time and money Christmas shopping.

Two ancient texts traced back to the ancient civilization confirm the end date of the Mayan Long Count calendar on the winter solstice of this year, or December 21, 2012.

That day is the last day of the 13th bak'tun, or 144,000-day cycle, of the calendar. Ancient Mayans saw the end of the 13th bak'tun as the end of a full cycle of creation.

We. Are. F*%ked.

Not all scholars believe that the Mayan Apocalypse will bring fire and brimstone, but better safe than sorry. Time to burn through your savings and live like you're dying now.

The economy could really use it.

Will the world end 12/21/12?

 

Tags:
Like Us On Facebook

More From The Hollywood Gossip

Mother-stretchmarks

Mother of 5 Stands Up to Bullies, Posts Photo of Stretch Marks on Facebook

This is inspiring stuff. Check out how one mother responding to a bunch of jerks bulliyng her on the beach.
Seamonster-change

Couple Changes Middle Names to Seamonster, Declines to Explain Why

A Massachusetts couple recently changed their middle names to Seamonster. Seriously.
April-millsap-murder-case

April Millsap, Michigan Teen, Murdered After Texting "OMG I Think I'm Being Kidnapped"

Police are searching for a suspect in the slaying of Michigan teen April Millsap, who was killed while walking her dog.
Erin-corwin-missing

Erin Corwin, Missing Pregnant Marine Wife, Still Shrouded in Mystery as Investigation Continues

Erin Corwin, 19, went missing more than four weeks ago, and mystery continues to surround the pregnant Marine wife's disappearance.

Avatar

but what about my MORTGAGE?

Ken-baumbach
@ baja

Didn't Obama take care of your mortgage for you??? Yeah, me neither...