Lindsay Lohan is laughing off the idea of her father Michael Lohan placing her under conservatorship, saying convicted criminals shouldn't be pointing fingers.
She would know, right?!?
LiLo is telling close friends that "no judge would buy" what he's trying to sell regarding her being hooked on drugs and alcohol and unable to manage her own affairs.
According to a close source, she said:
"They would have a hard time believing the claims of someone who was investigated for insider trading, arrested for domestic violence multiple times, arrested for assault, has a drunk driving arrest, and has been in and out of jail and prison for years."
Lindsay says her dad's failed intervention attempt and his move for a conservatorship were triggered by her decision to cut off all contact with him last week.
The 26-year-old claims he's lying when he says she's addicted to cocaine and booze, and she confirms she's filing papers to get an order of protection against him.
In other news, Lindsay is off the hook in her New York hit and run case, after officials reviewed the surveillance tape and did not find enough evidence to charge her.
Battle of the Lohans ...