Snoop Dogg Offers Really NSFW Advice to Kris Humphries

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Snoop Dogg does not believe Kim Kardashian is the marrying type.

That's the PC, G-rated version of the following video, condensed into a single, far less funny sentence than what this rapper randomly goes off about in a new message for Kris Humphries.

"The first advice is, you dumb ass n-gga, you shouldn't have tried to wife the b-tch," Snoop says below. "She gets around, man. Did you see when Reggie took the b-tch to Africa? She was looking at the Africans cause they had bigger d-cks than his... She's cold-blooded.."

Man, Dogg. Kris could have used these words of wisdom months ago. Watch for yourselves, readers, and see what else has to say about Kim Kardashian:

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Snoop Dogg Offers Really NSFW Advice to Kris Humphries
Seems homemade to me
Good luck!

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Snoop thought u were a repectable I can see the DOG in u is manifesting.Am not surprised cos I don't take u serious,the nxt time u trash u check ur person.Leave Kim alone,Kris go lick ur wound!!!!!!!

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ABSOLUTELY!!!! you could just FEEL this whole charade was for one thing-money money money. that whole amfily is all about the dollar amount, they are the personification of GREED. and stupid people who actually watch their shows and buy their products are pitiable. I was suprised the wedding even went ahead but not at all shocked by the divorce. I knew this wouldnt last. I mean in the few trailers for the wedding special you could see he didnt even know hald the people at his own wedding! this is ust greed at its most disgusting. Watch her get paid for the divorce exclusive' where she'll sob her heart' out about it and blah blah blah. all done for cash. I laughed at her wedding plans-classless, tasteless and vile. like she could BUY a marriage, buy the happy ever after. well guess what, sweetie, you cant. its called work. real work, somethig the K amfily knows nothign of.

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So funny! Whoop whoop snoop!

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leave her alone you are all jealous

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She is a fame whore look at what her ex husband had to say maybe third times a charm slore and f.ck you kelly your probably a fatass who cant get anybody. hahaha

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Kim u stupid bitch this marriage was a sham Kim is a greedy little bitch

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Wow that was harsh ! lol

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Can't turn a ho into a housewife people...