Snoop Dogg Offers Really NSFW Advice to Kris Humphries

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Snoop Dogg does not believe Kim Kardashian is the marrying type.

That's the PC, G-rated version of the following video, condensed into a single, far less funny sentence than what this rapper randomly goes off about in a new message for Kris Humphries.

"The first advice is, you dumb ass n-gga, you shouldn't have tried to wife the b-tch," Snoop says below. "She gets around, man. Did you see when Reggie took the b-tch to Africa? She was looking at the Africans cause they had bigger d-cks than his... She's cold-blooded.."

Man, Dogg. Kris could have used these words of wisdom months ago. Watch for yourselves, readers, and see what else has to say about Kim Kardashian:

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