Rachel Oberlin is living the life.
The woman who goes by the moniker "Bree Olson" in the adult film world tells The New York Post that she shares one big bed with Charlie Sheen and Natalie Kenly and when it comes to the trio's sex life: "We do whatever Charlie wants us to do."
Is that ever awkward? Please.
"This is the type of lifestyle I've always wanted, and I'm thrilled with it," the porn star tells the newspaper.
Admitting she is part of an "unconventional family," Oberlin says it just works for her and her housemates. What's the big deal, people?
"I don't see the problem with going forth with your desires and acting out on your sexual desires as long as your partner is okay with that."What makes Sheen stand out? Why has she fallen for him? Oberlin says:
"In my experience, most guys are hypocrites - they will say one thing and think another. Charlie is living it up. Men are programmed to want to reproduce. They are genetically engineered to try and have sex with as many women as they can.
"He [is] so funny and that is the key way to my heart. I love to laugh, he's the funniest man I've ever met, so quick, witty and intelligent. I couldn't ask for a better combination."
Trust us, Rachel. As a celebrity gossip blog, we feel the same way.