Jennifer Aniston: Hurt, Pathetic, Screwed Over, Etc.

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Poor Jennifer Aniston is feeling "rejected" and "upset" after Bradley Cooper "ditched her" for Renee Zellweger, according to the new issue of Us Weekly.

No word on whether Jen and Brad were even together, or if Ed Swiderski and Jon Gosselin could not be reached for better cover stories at Us this week.

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"She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something. She honestly feels screwed over," a pal says of Aniston, who dined in NYC on June 18 with her He's Just Not That Into You costar - a few weeks before he began dating Zellweger.

Aniston "doesn't see what Renee has that she doesn't," says the pal.

But pals of Renee Zellweger, currently starring in My One and Only, detail why Cooper fell for the "no drama" actress instead of pathetic, clingy Jen.

"She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She's really happy and doesn't need anyone to feel complete," says one.

Adds another Renee friend: "She'll show up wearing a sexy dress and Louboutins, but will still order a beer and rattle off the dirty jokes."

WHY HE CHOSE RENEE: Because it was a slow news week.

Despite Bradley Cooper dissing her hard, friends say Jennifer Aniston is determined to show she can bounce back. She always summons the strength to find a way.

"She had a major crush on him and let him know. He didn't reciprocate. She is fine," a friend says. "She's used to being single, and she's used to rejection."

Remind us to cry her a river based on these heartbreaking made-up quotes.

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MANISTON'S problem is: She is an arrogant preachy narcissist. She spends toooo much time on herself and no man wants a woman who is toooo into herself. UGHHHHH get a clue horseface!

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Poor, poor Jennifer Aniston - NOT! There seems to be a pattern to why she can't keep a man! After so many attempts of FAILED relationships Jennifer, you should have figured out by now that maybe, just maybe IT'S YOU! A man wants a real woman, not a clingy, poor-poor-pittyfull-me sorry excuse of a girl! "maybe you should check out "How to keep a man for dummies" at your local library...

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TO ISPY
First of all you are a jerk to judge everyone else.Take a nap and judge yourself

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Anybody who believes that the people who write for these rags have any idea how Jennifer Aniston or anyone else "feels" is a sap who's being used. I wish I had all their email addresses. I have a rich friend in Nairobi who needs some help getting his fortune out of the country.

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karen, "you people", puhleeze! "Pathetic Jen" and "Clingy Jen" are both sides of the same schitzo coin. Same Loon who goes around to every site posting the same thing. Learned a long time ago, for every single article posted, a loon must post no less than 2, and no more than 20 times, under multiple "names". It's almost a internet law.

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Pathetic and Clingy: you people listen to this garbage all the time. Why don't you get your facts from the original person instead of these jerks. I love reading these rags and then seeing your comments. Its pathetic

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Jen-is DEPENDENT-NOT INDEPENDENT!! She is too CLINGY CONCEITED and PATHETIC!! Jen thinks any man that looks or talks to her, is hers! Jen is DESPERATE and cannot do RELATIONSHIPS!

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Jen is a PATHETIC CONTROLLING CONCEITED CLINGY DESPERATE NEEDY girl! Jen DEPENDS on a man TOO much! Jen-YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT-GET OVER YOURSELF!!

Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston