Poor Jennifer Aniston is feeling "rejected" and "upset" after Bradley Cooper "ditched her" for Renee Zellweger, according to the new issue of Us Weekly.
No word on whether Jen and Brad were even together, or if Ed Swiderski and Jon Gosselin could not be reached for better cover stories at Us this week.
"She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something. She honestly feels screwed over," a pal says of Aniston, who dined in NYC on June 18 with her He's Just Not That Into You costar - a few weeks before he began dating Zellweger.
Aniston "doesn't see what Renee has that she doesn't," says the pal.
But pals of Renee Zellweger, currently starring in My One and Only, detail why Cooper fell for the "no drama" actress instead of pathetic, clingy Jen.
"She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She's really happy and doesn't need anyone to feel complete," says one.
Adds another Renee friend: "She'll show up wearing a sexy dress and Louboutins, but will still order a beer and rattle off the dirty jokes."
WHY HE CHOSE RENEE: Because it was a slow news week.
Despite Bradley Cooper dissing her hard, friends say Jennifer Aniston is determined to show she can bounce back. She always summons the strength to find a way.
"She had a major crush on him and let him know. He didn't reciprocate. She is fine," a friend says. "She's used to being single, and she's used to rejection."
Remind us to cry her a river based on these heartbreaking made-up quotes.