Celebrity gossip magazines will go to the far ends of the globe for a story. Or at least to Russia.
Earlier this week, People tracked down the mother of Oksana Grigorieva and grilled her about rumors that her daughter contributed to the break-up of Mel Gibson's divorce.
"He split up with his wife three years ago, so to suggest that she has broken up their marriage is rubbish," Lyudmila Chernukha said. "He was no longer with his wife so he was bound to meet some woman at some point, it just happened to be Oksana."
Pssst, honey: your sperm is a lethal weapon!
As for whether or not Grigorieva is knocked up with the actor's love child, Lyudmila pretty much confirmed it.
"I can't say anything. Wait for the official statement from them."
Hey, when it comes to infidelity, divorce and children out of wedlock, it's not his public to whom Gibson must come clean. It's his Catholic God.