Thank goodness. Our national nightmare is over.
Lindsay Lohan has landed a job, meaning she won't need to refinance her mortgage into an unappealing adjustable rate home loan whose interest rate sky-rockets after a few years.
A couple months after complaining about the toll this recession is taking on her bank account, Lohan has snagged a new acting gig.
Look for her to appear - alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. - in The Other Side, an independent fantasy comedy.
"It's a wonderful cast and it's shooting on the East Coast, which we are excited about," Lohan's manager/terrible mother, Dina, told People about the film.
According to Variety, the movie centers on "a grad student [Lohan] who must spend the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island. She discovers an eccentric community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place many years before."
Speaking of secret tragedies... are you really pregnant, Lindsay?