If this is the future of fashion, we may need to lock ourselves in a closet for the next 20 years.
Paris Hilton was spotted out this week in a bikini more appropriate for Star Trek than Beverly Hills.
Check out the mirrored glasses below. The multi-strapped top. The random apparatus around her mid-section.
We'd rather watch a reality show starring brother Barron Hilton than Paris trying to be fashionable. Blech!
What do you think of Paris Hilton's outfit?