With Paris Hilton having been reduced to lapping up Lauren Conrad's sloppy seconds, it's time for another member of this esteemed family to step into the celebrity gossip spotlight.
Come on down, Barron Hilton!
The 19-year old drunk driver told Page Six this week that he wants to establish a music career.
"I want to be an international singer-songwriter,” Hilton said. “I’m sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many [bleeps] I was sleeping with. I’m done with partying and traveling. It’s time to get this [bleep] started."
Silly, Barron. You make it sound as though anyone has cared about anything you've ever done.
The youngest Hilton sibling also told the newspaper that he's developing a reality show with Viacom.
"It’s gonna be like The Hills, but real. A lot of that stuff is pre-setup or re-setup. This is gonna show the meetings, the production side, the recording side... I just want people to say, 'Wow, this song really moved me, or made me cry.'"
This story just made us cry. Does that count?