Seriously, look at them. Goodness. Those things and some of the headlines surrounding them are going to make guys pick up this magazine think it's something else.

Flaunting her large assets but still possessing little talent, the anti-Carrie Underwood shares with Cosmopolitan her thoughts on Nick Lachey, Tony Romo, and marriage.

"O" YEAH: In addition to Jess, next month's Cosmo has an article on o-faces.

A couple of choice Jessica Simpson quotes from the article ...

On Tony Romo: “I’d always fall for guys I wanted to save. For the first time, I fell in love with someone who saved me.”

On marriage: “I think any person who I’m gonna date for longer than six months, I am investing in something long-term. If I get married again, then it will be the last time. Nick will always be a part of my life, but next time, I’m marrying the right one."