Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman: No Longer F*%kin'

Talk show host and alleged comedian Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend of five years, the foul-mouthed but humorous Sarah Silverman, have broken up.

Kimmel’s rep, Lewis Kay, and Silverman’s rep, Amy Zvi, both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement:

“Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

Okay then.

Reps for Matt Damon and Ben Affleck also had no comment on the Silverman-Kimmel split. Primarily because they were not contacted for comment.