Farrah Abraham claimed that she was "allergic" to a fake lip implant, which rendered her face to resemble that of Futurama's Leela. She looked like hell, yadda yadda yadda, you know what we're allergic to? BS. We're allergic to BS, Farrah, so quit sticking your lips - and other things - in it.
Yes, in 2016 Kylie Jenner's lips hit peak huge. If they got any bigger, she'd be using a straw to drink all of her meals. Which, come to think of it, appears to be what she's doing now, since the only opening in her mouth, unless she goes deep and wide, is a straw-sized hole in the place where the lip skin is about to split ... Actually, is that her tongue, or is it a third lip?
Snooki, Jersey Shore's favorite hometown meatball, looks like she's been rolling her lips into tiny little balls, like she would a meatball. Since becoming a mom, and going overboard with the "Mommy Makeover" that's so vapidly popular, Snooki's done everything: her teeth, which are actually a plus these days, her boobs, which look fake AF, and her lips ... which are some of the most deformed we've seen on a celebrity in a long time. No, girl, no.
We all know who Aubrey O'Day is, right? No? Whatever. Look at those lips. They look like they should be stuck to someone's backside, and we don't mean the old "kissing one's ass" phrase, either. This is a hellacious look, and Aubrey would be well-advised to drop the needle before it affects the rest of her head.
Kesha's body isn't the only thing that put on some weight over the years (and in her body's case, much-needed weight; girl was looking waif-thin for awhile there, heaven help her) - her lips have seemed to triple in size, and in fact, they're so big they're bumpy. There are literal bumps on her lips from whatever she decided to do.
Sorry, Lindsay, but thin is in when it comes to lips. Sorry you're so late to the party on this one, because for the longest time, you had such lovely, wry, thin lips, and now you have fish asses on your face. Lip number one looks like a fish ass, and - oop! - lip number two looks like a fish ass. Never saw a fish ass before? Just look at Lindsay Lohan's mouth. It's like "Where's Waldo?" just for fish asses.
Donnatella Versace looks like the missing link. No, gosh, that's mean. Donatella Versace looks like a caveman. Or more specifically, one of the lost "Croods." We guess when you've injected your lips to the point where they're bigger than any other feature on your face, this is what you end up with. Ugh gurk ghn gakfd.
Lisa Rinna's always had lips fit to explode, but when she takes off her warpaint, they're strikingly more obvious than they are when they're filled in with horse hooves or whatever lipstick used to be made from. Lisa, girl, stop. Your face is just fine. Without those lips, anyway.
If you took two sausages out of their casing, mashed them all up together with your hands, and then rearranged them into lips - with liver spots - you'd have Mickey Rourke's mouth. Yeah, he got into a lot of fights and stuff when he was a boxer, so his surgeries were likely reconstructive, but man. No.
Another supermodel, another lip failure. What's with these women who want to have marshmallows stuffed under the fragile skin of their lips? They must be crazy. Or, you know, like marshmallows. We can't even remember a time when Janice Dickinson didn't look like this, but alas, there was a time. One time. SOME time, right?
One morning, Kris Jenner woke up looking like a Who from Whoville. But that didn't stop her from continuing her parade of bad plastic surgery, especially in the lip area. These damn Kardashians just don't seem to know when a line's been crossed. Or when a lip pops open and all the things come leaking out. Gross.
In 2006, Jessica Simpson decided to try out lip injections. In 2006, Jessica Simpson was apparently stupid AF, and had zero concept of what she had versus what she ended up with. Thankfully, it was a one-shot deal, otherwise it's pretty likely that she would have ended up in a sad, sad state, looking more like Big Mouth Billy Bass than Big Mouth Jessica Simpson.
Brielle Zolciak Biermann
We'd say that Brielle Zolciak Biermann has some huge, awful lips just like mom Kim Zolciak, but we can't, because she OBVIOUSLY didn't do anything to them. We'd also say that she's lying through her teeth, but her lips are so large and imposing that we're not sure she even has teeth anymore. Those things look like they go DEEP.
Another slide, another set of misshapen Kardashian lips. When oh when will these women learn that the key to beauty does not fall into the hands of those holding needles? This is just a bad look, flat-out. If Khloe was looking for DSLs, she got 'em, and she seems pretty proud of them, too.
Who would have thought Reese Witherspoon would have jumped on the Big Lips Bandwagon? Not us, surely, and apparently she regretted trying out the horrific look, since we haven't seen her looking like this since. Good thing for sense. And "since."
Madam of the Night or whatever, Heidi Fleiss' lips are not on fleek in this mugshot. In fact, they make us think of all sorts of biological hazards, and frankly, we're afraid to even talk about them, for fear that whatever her lips have is catching. Girl, you can do better than this. Anybody could.
... Don't get us wrong, we'd still hit those lips - with a pancake flipper - but whatever she claims she didn't do is very obvious if you look at earlier photos of Megan. The only question we have, really, is why such a beautiful woman would mess with such beautiful, beautiful perfection? That and Brian Austin Green. He's just a big ol' question mark on his own.
God rest her soul, Brittany Murphy was a hot mess before her death, and we're not even talking about the alleged drug use, or even human STD Simon Monjack. No, we're talking about her lips, and how farked they became over the years. Rest in piece, girl.
Nope, nope, nope, and not a chance - not even with a cherry on top, and as a matter of fact, you could probably fit a cherry into that pout hole of hers and it could only improve matters. A little cherry, a little cement ... voilà.