Yesterday, the glorious glossy Star totally bitch slapped Life & Style for their not-so-true TomKat “Split!” cover. And now, again today, the glossy tromps Us Weekly’s tale that Jessica Simpson was with Adam Levine on July 7th.
Last week, Us Weekly reported,
On February 7, Jessica joined Adam in his room for a small get-together. But when the rest of the guests left, she stayed. Later, according to a hotel source, “security paid the couple a visit after a guest complained of loud, amorous noises coming from the room.”
But today, Star shouts out a Whitney Houston style, “heeell no!”
Despite a published report that Jessica Simpson and Adam Levine were alone in a room at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont the night of Tues. Feb. 7, Star has the actual details ???????? and pictures! ???????? of Jessica’s whereabouts on Feb. 7. Bottom line? She was in NYC that evening, as photos prove!
Photos prove, people. Not to mention, Star is on the Jessica Simpson whorefest trail, and hooks her to Jude Law, not Adam Levine, which would basically prove everyone wrong — again.
After the jump, we’ve got the full round-up of Us Weekly’s “filling in the blanks,” (i.e. being wrong) thanks to The Daily Blabber.
Jessica Simpson’s Affair with Adam Levine
For over a year there have been rumors that Jessica Simpson cheated on her then-hubby, Nick Lachey, with Maroon 5’s Adam Levine. Now Us Weekly fills in a lot of the blanks and spills juicy details about a recent romp in their new issue.
When did it happen? Jessica and Adam first hooked up the weekend of May 22, 2004. Nick was in Fiji with his brother Drew and the Newlyweds film crew. Jess and Adam were in performing at the KISS Concert at the Tweeter Center near Boston. The two were seen kissing backstage, getting touchy-feely at an afterparty and then going into his room together late that night.
“Without a shadow of a doubt, confirmed, seen, double-checked, Jessica Simpson and [Levine]… 100 percent hooked up at the afterparty of KISS Concert 2004,” says KISS 108 DJ Matt Siegel, who first broke news of the fling in December. “Hooked up. Biblical sense. Done.”
And then… Over the next year and half, Adam and Jess bumped into each other numerous times. When Jessica wasn’t at an event with Nick, she would always hang with Adam. Almost four months after their first hookup, they hung at L.A.’s Sunset Marquis with Jessica’s BFF, CaCee Cobb, and Maroon 5 drummer Ryan Dusick.
“Adam was whispering in her ear and she was laughing,” a source told Us about the encounter. She had her hand on his leg. They went into a room by themselves.”
Now what? Since December, Jessica has been hanging out with Adam on the DL. On December 20, she went to visit him in the recording studio. On January 15, he saw her having drinks at Chateau Marmont — where Adam lives — and stopped to chat. Four days later, she spent the night at the hotel.
The most recent dish? On February 7, Jessica joined Adam in his room for a small get-together. But when the rest of the guests left, she stayed. Later, according to a hotel source, “security paid the couple a visit after a guest complained of loud, amorous noises coming from the room.”
Jeez — the girl can’t even have sex without it being publicized!
The mag predicts that they’ll “quietly” hookup for the time being. Jess is in Santa Monica making a movie; Adam is in L.A. working on an album and every pretty starlet within a 100 yard radius. Then in about May — six months after her official split — they’ll “accidentally” get photographed holding hands in public.
If they make it until May…
ADAM WHO? WHAT JESSICA REALLY DID ON FEB. 7! [Star]
Earlier: TomKat Update: Star negates the rumors