Unable to Get Virgin Mascot Laid, Jane Settles for Bar Bukkake 37377

If Jane magazine’s attempt at boosting its website traffic via 29-year-old virgin Sarah diMuro hasn’t annoyed you to the point of canceling your subscription, there’s one last chance for you to dump Brandon Holley’s rag. Tonight, as Sarah – who’s been going on Jane-funded dates picked by readers to find the man to lose her virginity to – turns 30, Jane staffers are gathering around the booze to hope someone gets laid. And if it ain’t diMuro, surely there’s a lowly staffer whose new eyeliner choice is the ticket to finding a man.